After reading EDMW thread I immediately download WECHAT and managed to chat with this ATB (Ah Tiong Bu) which live nearby. Never mind I thought, she seems decent looking so I decided to chat with her. The word PRORUDING is consider an understatement SHE IS LIKE A HUMAN WITH HORSE MOUTH!
The first thing that come to mind when you read ATB is “A T B D C B J H J” however I can assure this was not the case for me… As usual my tactic is using food as bait, I asked if she had “Roti Prata” before? It’s like The Lord of the Ring midget had sex with a Pony and she was born. Not even Changi airport runway can win her slippery smooth and flat runway that nearly cause me to run away too.
Just like a referee brandishing a yellow card in a soccer game, "Last Warning" is a phrase usually used at people whose face you feel like punching for whatever reason; or for things that just ticks you off and makes you go LOL or ARGH. The Everyday Singaporean: A popular gamer's term, "GG", also known as good game, has in recent years been added to the Singaporean's list of slangs to represent the feeling that something is going to or has already ended in a disaster.
A haven for big banking and other big money businesses it is quickly, along with Hong Kong, turning into the economic powerhouse of Southeast Asia.
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She wasn’t quite sure what it was so I said why not I bring you try? It’s not lim bei chek ark but if she were to attend the Halloween party she doesn’t even need to make up or dress up, a green touch light that shine upon her face it would be like “ 牛头马面” the Chinese Hell Gate guardian escorting you to hell. At this moment, my heart was hesitating, still I decide to go along as it would be rude if I were to run like literally “RUN”.
She agrees and after an hour there she was 50-meter walking towards me. We arrived at Thomson Prata House, as you know that area is filled with hipsters, chio bu and ah sia kia that drove their parent luxury car and park at the side of the prata house having ice cream, prata or bak chor mee.
If you feel offended, then the internet is not a place for you shibseki. There are nights I even have recurring nightmare of these date haunting me.
I’m about to share one of my most horrifying and disturbing encounter till date. It was during 2015, when WECHAT was a popular social app to check out bitaches near your hood, you know what I saying y O! From her profile pic, it’s obvious she used those filter, there was something unusual about her photo most of them are facing forward or up, there wasn’t any side view of her. ” All her profile pic is front view of her face, there wasn’t any of her standing. As she walks closer I realize she got PROTRUDING TEETH!Today I drove here but my companion beside me made me look like I just ride a horse (her) here for supper.The prata house was full so we went to have Dim Sum instead.It also said that interpreters are available to assist travellers who are unable to communicate in English. The typical response when you have no idea what you want, but you are just too shy or lazy to suggest something. "Pai seh" is used mainly as an apologetic response or a portrayal of the feeling of embarrassment.I know it’s been a long wait just like DIN TAI FENG endless que, don worry I’m back BITACHES with another one of my exp. Are you in your 50’s and still reading fairy tales to sleep? I’m just a simple man, hoping to fall in love, get married and have kids.